Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Review: Seduction and Snacks






Title: Seduction and Snacks
Author: Tara Sivec
Pages: 286
Release Date: June 11, 2012





Goodreads Description:

Claire is a twenty-something, single mom that grudgingly helps her best friend sell sex toys while she attempts to make enough money to start her own business to give her foul-mouthed, but extremely loveable (when he's asleep) toddler a better life.

When Carter, the one-night-stand from her past that changed her life forever, shows up in her hometown bar without any recollection of her besides her unique chocolate scent, Claire will make it a point that he remembers her this time.

With Carter's undisguised shock at suddenly finding out he has a four-year-old son and Claire's panic that her stretch marks and slim to none bedroom experience will send the man of her dreams heading for the hills, the pair will do whatever they can to get their happily ever after.

Warning: contains explicit sex, profanity and enough sarcasm to choke a horse.



My Thoughts:


Seduction and Snacks is not a book for the faint of heart. This book is sexy and funny. Be prepared for vulgar language and a leading man who is swoonworthy.  I have never laughed so hard in my life with in the first few pages!

Claire was above and beyond my favorite. She wasn't into all that sappy love crap. She is straight to the point and funny. She makes no excuses but tends to have word vomit. This book reminded me a lot of Sex In the City.  Liz is Claire's friend and she is somewhat of a sex crazed lady with standards. However, this is the girl who opens a sex toy store. I know, but you have to seriously give this book a try. I couldn't put it down! This book had me going all day. Claire and her friends have a sense of humor like no other. Her son, Gavin, reminds me of my three year old who runs around and says some of the strangest things. 

Claire and her love for the one thing in the world that is not her son, her son's father, are brought back together and it was amazing! Carter sounds just like one of those sexy guys with blue grey eyes. But he has the heart of a girl for some parts of the book which annoyed me off and on. However, his pure hotness erases this. 

I had a hard time following the writing style in a few chapters. Part of the time I couldn't figure out if I was reading as Carter or as Claire which made it a bit confusing at times!

I loved this book from start to finish, however, some of the conflicts in this book were silly. I do think that there could have been some better fights between Carter and Claire. I wanted to know more and I am hoping that there is more to come from this book. 

Be prepared for sex, sex and some language. There is a four year old who cusses like a sailor from time to time and has the tendency to say the oddest things in his sleep. 

I did want to leave you with a few of my favorite quotes.  

Reader beware. These may just push you to buy this book!

"Give me a cat over a kid any day.  You can open up a bag of Meow Mix, plop it down on the floor next to a bucket of water, go on vacation for a week, and come home to an animal that is too busy licking it's own ass that it has no idea you were even gone."

"Liz, if you sneeze there's going to be a nip slip. Put those things away before you poke an eye out."

"Jesus Christ on a waffle cone, there's a reason why some animals in the wild eat their young."

"Bad boys , Bad boys, whatcha gonna do whatcha gonna do when they cut your wiener," Gavin sang as he pointed his gun at random objects. "Wow, cops have gotten pretty hardcore lately," Carter muttered.


I am telling you that you should grab this book. It does some some x rated parts but its worth every bit of it! You wont be disappointed! I give this one 5 out of 5. And it's only $2.99 for Kindle right now!



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